The Last Great Tale of the Legendary Sherlock Holmes
By Jaime Robledo
A mystery. A legend. An enduring friendship. Watson tells the story of a good man trapped in the shadow of a great man. This theatrical and high-energy play balances comedy and drama as it recounts the last great tale of the legendary Sherlock Holmes as seen through the eyes of his trusted friend and colleague, Dr. John H. Watson. From pantomime to Punch and Judy, high comedy to dramatic mystery, Watson tells a grand tale. Funny, moving, and theatrically innovative, this take on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's heroes and villains will captivate your audiences until the very end!
The Story
Act I
Watson begins in 1894 outside of an abandoned 221B Baker Street. Dr. John Watson has returned at the behest of a mysterious gypsy’s cryptic admonitions. There he finds a manuscript he wrote and abandoned years earlier. As Watson reads, we are transported to Baker Street in 1891 and are introduced to a drug addled Sherlock Holmes. Holmes, quite paranoid, begs Watson’s help in transporting a small box to the embattled island of Cyprus, while avoiding the clutches of the nefarious Napoleon of Crime, Professor James Moriarty, crafty Russians and the ever-hated Turks.
On board a steam train, Holmes survives an attack from a gang of Turks and Watson reconsiders his journey. The two part ways after arriving at Dover Priory Station. At the edge of the White Cliffs of Dover, Professor James Moriarty accosts Holmes. Holmes connects him to the attack on the train. Before he can deduce the Professor’s intentions, Moriarty pounces. They both plummet off the cliffs. Sherlock survives, soaking wet, but none the worse for wear. He reveals to Watson the box they are to carry was sent directly by Queen Victoria. This fact and a note threatening Mary’s life, delivered via messenger, convince Watson to continue.
Across the English Channel and into Paris, Holmes and Watson meet their contact; Sherlock’s former love interest and rival, Irene Adler. She leads the duo on a thrilling horseback chase to Vienna against a gang of Turks. In Vienna, Sherlock is subject to an intervention by the outrageous and controversial Sigmund Freud. Barely holding on to sobriety, Holmes falls apart in Budapest. Moriarty, who survived the fall off the cliffs as well, surprises them, shoots Holmes and knocks Watson unconscious.
Act II
In the court of Queen Victoria, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock’s older, smarter brother and point man for the mission, delivers the bad news. Victoria reveals the box, if not brought to a confidential summit on Cyprus, could propel England and the world into conflict. Meanwhile, Watson wakes up in the clutches of Moriarty. In Budapest, Irene finds the mortally wounded Holmes. He holds on to life just long enough to express his affection for her.
Watson awakens in a minaret in Istanbul. He proceeds to out the Professor as a traitor to his nation in league with both Russians and Turks. As one last moment of cruelty before killing Watson, Moriarty reveals Mary is still alive. Watson, steeled by the news, escapes the minaret and defeats Moriarty. Watson finishes the trek to Cyprus and returns the box to the Queen at the summit. Watson resolves the conflict between the Turks and Russians before returning to his home and wife.
As he concludes his tale, Watson realizes he was not alone on Baker Street. The gypsy applauds his accomplished storytelling before letting Watson in on a story of her own; that she is actually the master of disguise, Sherlock Holmes. He faked his death to ferret out Moriarty’s minions. Holmes urges Watson to publish the tale and rekindle their partnership. Watson declines and sets off on his own, as his own man and hero of his own adventure.
WINNER! LA Weekly Award, Best Direction
WINNER! Saturn Award, Best Production
"Inventive, epic comedy." –Los Angeles Times
"Go!" "Delightful and, at times, inspired production with moments of comic mastery." –LA Weekly
"In spite of a thrilling plotline worthy of Doyle himself, the true genius of this magnificent production lies in its constantly inventive staging." –Artsbeat L.A.
"Hilarious and very entertaining." "Unflaggingly Creative!" –LAist
"What Robledo’s Watson proves is that the only thing that could kill Sherlock is dying from laughter." –Jesther Entertainment
Cast
4 Women, 7 Men
JOHN WATSON – Male, mid 30s to mid 40s. The agreeable and bumbling sidekick to Sherlock Holmes who becomes a hero.
SHERLOCK HOLMES – Male, mid 30s to early 40s. Arrogant, tortured, and paranoid with a romantic streak. Adept at physical comedy.
PROFESSOR MORIARTY – Male, late 30s to late 40s. The reptilian arch-nemesis of Sherlock Holmes. Will begin the play as a stagehand as well as play six characters in Victoria Station.
SIGMUND FREUD – Male, early 40s to early 50s. Zany Austrian doctor with unusual methodology. Will potentially double as Queen Victoria.
MARY MARSTON – Female, mid 20s to mid 30s. The concerned, understanding wife of John Watson. Must sing.
IRENE ADLER – Female, mid 20s to mid 30s. Tough, brash, and intelligent. She is the only woman to outsmart Sherlock Holmes.
MYCROFT – Male, late 30s to late 40s. Snide, unkempt, and quick with an insult. He is Sherlock's older, smarter, brother.
STAGEHANDS – All types and ethnicities; male and female. They play actual stagehands, moving set pieces on, off and around the stage as well as various supporting characters throughout the play. Must be athletic and versatile actors who can play several distinct characters within the course of the play. The stagehands almost never leave the stage and play an integral part in the story’s action and the play’s theatricality.
Production Note: In the original production, the actor playing Sigmund Freud doubled up as Queen Victoria. Also, the stagehands broke down as two men and two women with Mary and Mycroft as separate characters. The cast number and breakdown is flexible according to the needs of the producing company.
Setting
Various Locations. All locals can be suggested with bentwood chairs, wooden crates, bookcases, and steamer trunks with a few other choice set pieces.
Running Time
2 Acts, Approx. 105 minutes
About the Author
Jaime Robledo most recently wrote and directed the World Premiere of Watson: The Last Great Tale of the Legendary Sherlock Holmes for Sacred Fools to critical acclaim and box office success having been nominated for a Saturn Award and five 2011 LA Weekly Awards, including Comedy Direction for his work. For Sacred Fools Theatre Company, he has also directed the Ovation Award Nominated West Coast Premiere of Neighborhood 3: Requisition of Doom by Jennifer Haley, the West Coast Premiere of Tallgrass Gothic by Melanie Marnich, the World Premiere of Magnum Opus Theatre's: The Green Phoenix and the Constants for Susan Lori Parks 365 Days / 365 Plays project. He writes, acts, directs, and produces Sacred Fools late night serialized sketch comedy show Serial Killers. He has written the serials Fresh, Glammer, Black, and The Big House for Serial Killers. His historical comedy The Jazz Age: Tales of the Extra and his Lynchian Cherry Hills premiered at Sacred Fools during the run of the late night cult-hit show Crime Scene.
Outside of Sacred Fools, Jaime has written short plays at the Acme Comedy Lab and sketches for comedy groups which have played all over Los Angeles including The Comedy Store. He has freelanced for UGO.com and Backstage magazine, writing celebrity features, film and book reviews. He is co-writer and star of the Barely Functional web series and his first feature film (as co-screenwriter and director) A Long Road was an entrant into the New York Independent Film and Video Festival. Jaime will next be directing a one act for Theatre of NOTE’s The Pity of Things.
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